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1 Bhikhari 1 Plate me Diya jlakaar Bhikh maang raha tha
Pappu - Oye ye aaj Diwali kyo mana raha hai? Koi Khajana haath lag gaya kaya?
Bhikhari- Diya diya diya; nahi diya nahi diya

Pappu- Sarkaar aaj Cashless transaction economy ki baat kar rahi hai
Happu- Are hum to School time se hi Cashless transaction kar rahe
par Ullu dukaandaar baar baar kahta hai abb udhaari nahi denge bhaiya
kal to mene kah diya, abb Sarkaar bhi hume support kaar rahe hai
tumko Udhaari dena hogi......Cashless transaction economy jokes 2017

selfies lete samay munh chonch jaisa nahin ho raha hai to note bolakar try keejiye.

Bank Cashier: NOTE badalavaane aaye ho kaya?
Ladka: haan ye lo Samsung Note, iPhone 7 de do.

Cashier: koi baahar nikaalo is ULLU ko.

jo Log achchhe vaqt mein "Bada Bhaav" khaate hain,
vahee log phir bure vaqt mein "Vada Paav" khaate hain

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