Chhattu

Super Nepali Jokes

24. Rocket & Plane

Plane says: ” yaar Rocket timi yati chhito kasari udan sakchhau?                                                                        

Rocket: “yo ta usalailai nai thaha hunchha jasko chakhma aago lageko hos….

23. Boy: wah kya sandle chha timro.

Girl: kholu kya.

Boy: tyo bhanda ramro timro t-shirt chha.

22. Girls Hostel warden call Electric office & Complains: “aaj ta keta pathai dinus ketiharu re 3 din dekhi Mombatti le kaam chalai rahechha.” 

21. Year 1986 ko girl; Mom jeans paint lagau?

 Mom: hunna chhori manchhele k bhanchha

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2008 ko girl: Mom mini skirt kagau?

 Mom; laga chhori laga kehi ta laga.

20. Hamaro Dosti koi rugha khoki hoina jo aayera 2/4 din mai jaosh, yo to HIV Aids jastai ho jo ek patak bhaye pachi jiwan bhar sath chhoddaina…

19. 1 ketile aafno weight napi raheko thiyo – 58 kg,

sandal kholyo -56kg,

jacket kholyo -53kg,

sal  kholyo -52kg,

keti “sikka sidiyo…..

Chheuko bhikhari – “timi nap lidai jau sikka ma dinchhu.”

18. A lady to another lady: Jab tero divorce bhayeko thiyo taba euta matra bachha thiyo Tara ahile 3 wata, kasari?

She says: waha kahile kahi mafi magna aaunu hunchha……

17. Chhora  – Buba keta harule kina bihe garchhan ?

Buba – Kinaki mare pachhi narka Pani Swag jasto lagosh bhaner.

16. Pahila hathle ramro sanga pakad

Mukhle bistarai chush,

Thuk lagau,

Bistarai vitra chhirau

Ek dui patak garo hunchha

Ek dui patak kosis gare pachhi chhirchha,

….Kati garo hunchha siyo ma dhago chhiraun…

15. Ek patak elephantko nude boy sanga manchheko bhet bhayo. Elephant le manchhelai kehi chhin herer bhanyo” Timi yati sano kij bat kasari sash ferchhau “.

14. Fool bhanda sundar kehi chhain,

Sagarmatha bhanda aglo kehi chhain,

Sagar bhanda gahiro kehi chhain,

Ab timro k taarif garu …..Sathima timi jasto nalayak kohi chhaina…….

13. Bihe pachhi sriman srimati sikka KO dui pato hunchhan,

Jo ek arka lai herna chahadain Tara pani jiwan bhar sangai baschhan

12. Boy: jau kunai sunsaan thauma

Girl: timi je payo tyahi ta gardai nau Ni?

Boy: promise gardina!

Girl: hoss, tyaso bhaye kina Jane  

11. Gadima husband aafno wifelai:

timi sanga bihe garera pachhatai rahechhu lagchha talai KUKUR ko agaadi chhodi diu

 chheuko  passenger :woo wao wao wao!!!    

10. Pahila KISS gara,

pheri khatama sutaau,

ani kattu khola,

ani MUNI  haath lagau,

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ra check gara k

BABY le SU SU ta gareko chhaina .    

9. Ek palta garana plz...

Kasailai bhandina ma plz...

plz gara Na gara……..

Malai mazza aauchha …

ek palta hamro mitrataa ko lagi bhaye pani

gara na plzz…

euta lovely SMS!!!    

8. two men went 2 a callgirl.

1st went in and came out n said

“hoina my wife is better.”

2nd went in and came out n said

“U R right ur wife is much better.”   

7. Pahila usale kholyo sari

feri kholyo petikot

blouse ta pahie nai kholi sakeko thiyo

duty mind zyada excited na hau

uale sukeko kapada uthai raheko thiyo ….!       

6. Ek bachchaa janmane bitikai nurselai bhayo mobile 6?

..Nurse: kina mobile?

..Bacha: kehi hoina GODlai miscall garnu thiyo ramrai sanga aai puge bhanera.

5. A beggar- ‘Oh sundari! Andha chhu 5 rupiya dinusa

“Husband said 2 his wife- deu deu, timilai sundari bhanyo bhane har halma andha ho.

  

4. Marriage is

Like

going to a

Resturant..

U order

Your choice

from

the menu,

and then

look at the

neighbouring table and wish

“KAASH…

yo order gareko bhaye hunthiyo” 

3. Wife: If I die what will u do?

Husband: ma pagal bhai halchhu!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?

Husband: pagal je Pani Garna sakchha

In both case you feel “ajhai kehi parkheko bhayo ajha ramro model pauthe”2.What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE - 

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1. Wifelai Thappar hirkaye pabchhi risayer husbandlai bhanyo”manchhele usailai hirkauchha jasalai usale maya garchha.”

Wifele husbandlai 2 jhapad hirkayera bhanyo “tapai k samjhinu hunchha ke ma tapailai maya gardina.