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Super Nepali Jokes 

Rambahadur Dashain ko lagi khasi kinna gayecha!!!

Rambahadur: Sahuji tyo ghorle khasi ko kati paisa ho?

Sahuji: Jamma 500 rupaiya.

Rambahadur: Ammama kati sasto ta. Kina ni testo!!!!
Sahuji: China ko khasi ho. Gurantee hudaina,
ghar pugne bela samma bhukna pani sakcha!!!!!

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A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper:
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For Sale: Wedding suit,
worn only once by mistake..  

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Rajnikant’s Fb Status –

“Those Who Will Not Like This Status
Will Not Be Able To Use Facebook Anymore”

Notification – Mark Zuckerberg And Million Others Like This.

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THE ULTIMATE COMBO PACK:

Santa Banta, CID Team &
Rajesh dai were passing through
a desert Suddenly, out of nowhere,They
see a huge sandstorm coming… … Santa : oye banta tufaan !

Banta : santa appun toh
marenge ab!

Acp Pradyuman : Daya jara Pata
lagao ye humare raste mein
rukawat aayi toh aayi kahan
se ?

Daya : Sir , na toh yahan
darwaja hai jise todke hum
bhag sake na tufaan ko
mein thappad mar sakta hoon…

Rajesh dai :Sorry for sneezing…

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Woman on date with husband’s best friend;

*phone ring*

Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , bye!

Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with U! 

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Law Of Conservation Of Knowledge:
No matter how long the lecture may be,
The Knowledge before and after the lecture
Remains the Same. 

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Boy to girl Before Exam:
Hey All The Best,
Girl Also Told The Same.
But Girl Scored 80 Marks And Boy Failed.
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Moral: Only Boys Wish With True Heart.

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A short walk is so Difficult when no one walks with u.
But a long Journey is just like a few steps when
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a street dog is runnin behind u..

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Don’t drink water while studying

Becoz

As Chemistry says

CONCENTRATION decreases when u add WATER. ..

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Ek ladka apni girlfrnd ka cell chori se dekhta he ki usne mera number kis name se save kiya he….. JAAN……JAANU…ya…SWEETU.

usne apne cell se call kiya to dekha girlfrnd ke cell pe
likha aa raha tha ” MURGA NO.-5 ” calling…………………

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Son: “Daddy, why did you put your thumb print on my progress report instead of your signature?”
Father: “I don’t want your teacher to think that anyone with your marks could possibly have a father who can read or write.”
-la raaj raana sir maile student lai billa hanne stat lekhdiye hai aba chai narisaunu hai sir ji..

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teacher: why do u alwz fail in exams?
Student: Before answering your question,let me ask you simple question sir!
teacher: of course!
student: Why do u alwz fail to educate us?.

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sardar sent sms to his boss: “me sick,no work” boss sms back: “when i am sick i kiss my wife try it”. 2 hours later sardar sms to boss: “me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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2jana gaule kt le raksi khane b4 gare6n tara gauma khada arule dekhne darle jungle ma goye6n!
1st kt-oe yo junglema ta baagh au6!
2nd kt-k vo ta?
1st kt-ani hami raksi khana lagda baaghle khayo vane?
2nd kt-10son nalina maile arko quatar stock rakhya 6u!

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Chemistry class….
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Hum Jayega: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Hum Jayega: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA& 2 atoms of NA combined?
…Hum Jayega: BANANA …..!!

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teacher-fiste ta kina al6i gar6s? her jun kam ma pani kada parishramko mitho fal hun6 ra parisram nagare mitho fal paidaina!
fiste-parishram gareni nagareni namitho fal pain6!
teacher-kasari?
fiste-malai hijo kabjiyat ra aja diahrrhoea vako 6 tara….

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Boy:-My gf broke up with me n sent me her pictures kissing her new bf.

Frnd:-Wat did u do?

Boy: I simply sent them 2 her dad..

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Women 1: How does your husband come on time?
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Women 2: I have made a rule, I told him.
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Romance will start sharp at 9 with you or without you. 

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2jana gaule kt le raksi khane b4 gare6n tara gauma khada arule dekhne darle jungle ma goye6n!
1st kt-oe yo junglema ta baagh au6!
2nd kt-k vo ta?
1st kt-ani hami raksi khana lagda baaghle khayo vane?
2nd kt-10son nalina maile arko quatar stock rakhya 6u!

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Nepalma treking garna ako khairele euta motte velelai groupma dekhera achamma mandai sode6
khaire-timi pani trekin garna aako?
vele-(rissaudai)k sappai indian nepalma chatpat bechna matra au6n ta?
khaire-haina ma ta thakepa6i malis gardina ako vanthaneko!

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New update:

Ek choti euta musa hathi sit dauder gaye6 ani u sit usko kattu mage6. Ani hathi le sode6: Kin chahiyo talai mero kattu ?
Musa: mero chhori ko biwah ma tent lagaun. ha.. ha.. ha..

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Euta hathi jungal bat aaudai gareko dekher euta kamila le aarko kamila lai
kamila(1) : Oye tyo hathi lai bodi hanne ?
Kamila(2) : Bhayo chhodi de bichara eklai 6. ha….ha….ha…

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.Ekadesh ma euta Budho thiyo usle ek din sapana ma aafu Bachha ma nai mare ko dekhyo.

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Ekadesh ma euta Bhoot thiyo usle sadhai kattu ma Moot thiyo.

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Miss: Yagya copy ma kin kehi pani nalekhe ko ?

Yagya: Miss, hajur le copy sapha bhay badi number payin6 bhannu bhako thiyo ni tesaile.

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Miss : Gokul timi kin school dhilo aako ?

Gokul: Mero paisa harayo miss.

Miss : Ani Yagya timi kin dhilo aako ni ?

Yagya: Usko paisa maile ta kulche ko thiye ni miss. ha ha ha……………………………..

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Teacher : Exam aaun jamma 3 din 6 , kehi question bhay sodhe hun6 ?

Gokul N Yagya : Sir euta kura sodham ?

Teacher: Sodh..

Gokul N Yagya : Question paper kum press ma 6apin6 sir ?

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Teacher : Babu Aashish la bhan ta sansar ko sabai bhanda murkh man6e ko ho ?

Aashish : Sir hajur ghar aina(mirror) 6 kinai ?

Teacher : 6 babu kin ?

Aashish : Teso bhay aina aagadi gayer ubhinu na dekhi halnu6 ni .

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Teacher : La babu Jhapendra bhan ta 2+2 kati hun6?

Jhapendra: Five hun6 sir.

Teacher : Kasari babu……..?

Jhapendra : Hisab bigrer sir……

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Teacher : Vijay Babu sansar ma koi pani man6e namare k hola ?

Vijay : Sir , Yamraj Uncle ko jagir phuskin6 ………

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Teacher : Babu Pramod third wordwar bhay k hun6 ?

Pramod : Jhur hun6 sir…

Teacher : Kin ni….?

Pramod : Hamro history subject ma aarko chapter thapin6 ni sir.

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Samundra : Sir, dherai padher k hun6?

Teacher : Dherai padhema thulo bhayin6.

Samundra : Teso bhaye Hatti pani dherai padher thulo bhako ho sir ?

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Teacher : Hamile kahile pani bholi bhaner kurna hunna, bujyeu ?

Pushparaj: Ho ra sir teso bhaye bholi ko 6utti aajai pam na ta….

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Teacher : Chori ko phal sadhai namitho hun6, tesaile kahile kehi nachornu !

Nashim : Hijo maile mero dokan bat chorer khayeko kera ta kati mitho thiyo….

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Teacher : Ramu timi kasari phel bhayau ?

Ramu : K garnu sir ma sit pareko sathi lai kehi aaudo rahen6.